spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
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in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”
gobbies
aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?
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